| Sammelsurium |
| Im Landeanflug |
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Tower: Mission123, do you have problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument
panel.
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Pilot: Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request
start up and push
back, please. (Turbinen starten und vom Terminal zurückschieben lassen)
Tower: KLM242 expect start up in two hours.
Pilot: Please confirm: two hours delay (Verzögerung)?
Tower: Affirmative.
Pilot: In that case, cancel the good morning!
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Eggenfelden Info: D-EXXX please report persons aboard.
D-EXXX: Pilot and two pax and one dog.
Eggenfelden Info (after Cessna finally bounced to stop): Assume the
pilot in Command was the dog?
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Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot: Again!
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Tower: Höhe und Position?
Pilot: Also ich bin 1,80m und sitze ganz vorne links.
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declairing
emergency about two
hours ago?
Pilot: Negative, Sir. It´s only the same pilot.
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